Super Hero thread.

If you were a super hero what would your name be and what would your powers be (limit of 3 powers per hero and the power to have lots of powers is not a power)

-Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird

-Ability to fly
-Ability to command/produce thunder/lightning
-Able to talk to cats and birds

Captain Appropriate

-Ability to display moderation when drinking
-Power to fly, but not at a speed exceeding fifteen Km/ph or above a height of four metres.
-Able to clean graffiti off public objects with minimal cleaning products.

Captain Slippery

-Ability to shape shift
-Power of telekinesis
-Ability to fly

Captain Pervert

-Invisibility (to sneak into houses)
-Super Speed (to escape the police)
-Super Strength (to overpower any crazy husbands/boyfriends, if it's worth pursuing the woan)

Captain Orgasmo

Pretty much all he can do is wear tight Lycra one-piece and stop time.

rad

Sounds like the kid from Cashback.

Well, I got kind of bored so I drew a little picture in Paint quickly.

Glasses are for looking where he shouldn't be, without getting in trouble.

Tissues and KY Gel are pretty self explanatory I think.

KY Jelly dries out your skin. You better ditch one of those items for some Nivea.

Captain Arsehole wrote:

KY Jelly dries out your skin. You better ditch one of those items for some Nivea.

Well unfortunately, I haven't had the pleasure of using KY Jelly. Thanks for the advice I guess

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That's all over the tables at my school, and it's on the cubicle walls.

I also realised I may have screwed it with the quote box.

Kid Dynamite

- Can throw explosions from hands

- Immortality of a lifespan of 300years without aging past peak maturity level =D

- Ability to Detonate myself by focussing explosive power. I wont die but everything else within a potential 4km radius limit will be flattened/disintegrated <=D

I wonder what would happen, if all our Super Heroes got into a fight. No, they wouldn't even get into a fight >_>

Half of them can't even fight. What great super heroes

Captain Orgasmo is a pacifist.

Like Rambo, but without guns, and the endless blood-lust.

In the first film, Rambo only kills one person. And that is because he threw a rock at a helicopter and the guy fell out because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt... =S

I would technically call that man slaughter and not murder* etc.

He shot him with an arrow dingus.

Also, my superhero would be the designated driver to and from the location for this fight.

Call me a dingus you ducking ASSHOLE!!! (sorry, we can swear here, lets make the most of it hehehe) He didn't have a Bow and Arrows in the first movie =/ You're thinking of Rambo first blood part II.

He kills a boar aswell. So two kills all up in the film. Unless he killed people when he came into town lol, but we don't see any sign of that!

He made a bow and arrow in the first movie, in the cave.

I'l slapbet this, and then when you're preved wrong I'll drive to Lismore and bitchslap you.

I'll Slapbet you $20 my good man and I want you to come to Lismore so I can bitchslap you!



He was never in any cave in the first one!





A mineshaft sure, where he ate a pig, shot at cops/national guard* from and used to escape from them sure, but never did he make a bow and arrows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Blood

No bow and arrows, that was part 2 and he did not make it there either, it is kit het puts together, it is unconfirmed as to whether the kit is from IKEA. You could call the mine a cave as it was abandoned but that is splittling hairs

Sir DrinksAlot

Ability to recover from hangovers/alcohol induced injuries easily

Ability to operate any vehicle better when drunk than when sober

Ability to not develop beer goggles