Super Hero thread.

Subject: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:14 am

If you were a super hero what would your name be and what would your powers be (limit of 3 powers per hero and the power to have lots of powers is not a power)

-Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird

-Ability to fly
-Ability to command/produce thunder/lightning
-Able to talk to cats and birds

Electric Badger Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-09-29

Captain Appropriate

-Ability to display moderation when drinking
-Power to fly, but not at a speed exceeding fifteen Km/ph or above a height of four metres.
-Able to clean graffiti off public objects with minimal cleaning products.

Dungeon Rat Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-09-29

Captain Slippery

-Ability to shape shift
-Power of telekinesis
-Ability to fly

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:27 pm

Captain Pervert

-Invisibility (to sneak into houses)
-Super Speed (to escape the police)
-Super Strength (to overpower any crazy husbands/boyfriends, if it's worth pursuing the woan)

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:47 pm

Captain Orgasmo

Pretty much all he can do is wear tight Lycra one-piece and stop time.

rad

Electric Badger Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-09-29

Sounds like the kid from Cashback.

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:24 pm

Well, I got kind of bored so I drew a little picture in Paint quickly.

Glasses are for looking where he shouldn't be, without getting in trouble.

Tissues and KY Gel are pretty self explanatory I think.

Electric Badger Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-09-29

KY Jelly dries out your skin. You better ditch one of those items for some Nivea.

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:31 pm

Captain Arsehole wrote:: KY Jelly dries out your skin. You better ditch one of those items for some Nivea.

Well unfortunately, I haven't had the pleasure of using KY Jelly. Thanks for the advice I guess What a Face

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:41 pm

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Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:52 pm

Pookster wrote:: L
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That's all over the tables at my school, and it's on the cubicle walls.

I also realised I may have screwed it with the quote box.

Dungeon Rat Posts : 27 Join date : 2009-09-29

Kid Dynamite

- Can throw explosions from hands

- Immortality of a lifespan of 300years without aging past peak maturity level =D

- Ability to Detonate myself by focussing explosive power. I wont die but everything else within a potential 4km radius limit will be flattened/disintegrated <=D

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:40 am

I wonder what would happen, if all our Super Heroes got into a fight. No, they wouldn't even get into a fight >_>

Half of them can't even fight. What great super heroes Razz

Subject: Re: Super Hero thread. Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:25 am

Captain Orgasmo is a pacifist.

Like Rambo, but without guns, and the endless blood-lust.

Dungeon Rat Posts : 27 Join date : 2009-09-29

In the first film, Rambo only kills one person. And that is because he threw a rock at a helicopter and the guy fell out because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt... =S

I would technically call that man slaughter and not murder* etc.

Electric Badger Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-09-29

He shot him with an arrow dingus.

Also, my superhero would be the designated driver to and from the location for this fight.

Dungeon Rat Posts : 27 Join date : 2009-09-29

Call me a dingus you ducking ASSHOLE!!! (sorry, we can swear here, lets make the most of it hehehe) He didn't have a Bow and Arrows in the first movie =/ You're thinking of Rambo first blood part II.

He kills a boar aswell. So two kills all up in the film. Unless he killed people when he came into town lol, but we don't see any sign of that!

Electric Badger Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-09-29

He made a bow and arrow in the first movie, in the cave.

I'l slapbet this, and then when you're preved wrong I'll drive to Lismore and bitchslap you.

Dungeon Rat Posts : 27 Join date : 2009-09-29

I'll Slapbet you $20 my good man and I want you to come to Lismore so I can bitchslap you!

He was never in any cave in the first one!

A mineshaft sure, where he ate a pig, shot at cops/national guard* from and used to escape from them sure, but never did he make a bow and arrows.

Dungeon Rat Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-10-05 Age : 52

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Blood

No bow and arrows, that was part 2 and he did not make it there either, it is kit het puts together, it is unconfirmed as to whether the kit is from IKEA. You could call the mine a cave as it was abandoned but that is splittling hairs

Sir DrinksAlot

Ability to recover from hangovers/alcohol induced injuries easily

Ability to operate any vehicle better when drunk than when sober

Ability to not develop beer goggles